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Breaking News: New Indian Creek Camping Fees Infuriate Privileged White People

MOAB – According to a recent press release by the Friends of Indian Creek, starting September 1, all campers will have to start paying fees in order to stay at the beloved desert campsites–Superbowl, and Creek Pasture–in Indian Creek, Utah. “This is a monumental decision,” claimed incensed climber, Dirt McBagger, “how come nobody asked me?” Indeed, that’s the question many privileged white people–I

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Outdoor Retailer Show Cancelled After Strike at Plaid Factory

SALT LAKE CITY – Outdoors shoppers and schwag enthusiasts were stunned today when the Salt Palace in Salt Lake City, Utah closed it’s doors on the Outdoor Retailer show, following a strike at a plaid factory in Bangladesh. “We take this as a very serious act of terrorism,” the Press Correspondent for the show explained. “Plaid is at the heart and the soul

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Climbing Media Recalled Due to Faulty Hashtags

BOULDER – “We never saw this coming,” a spokesperson for a climbing company that wished to remain anonymous noted, in a press conference today in Boulder, following her company’s recall of a huge collection of photos due to faulty hashtags. “I mean, we thought that people would interpret our message as, like, only half-serious. Like, ‘ok, spend some time exploring, but also

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What’s Up With Marc-Andre Leclerc? An Exposé on the Hungriest Canadian.

In the last year Marc-Andre Leclerc has pulled off a string of truly amazing climbs. Last summer he free-soloed three routes on Mount Slesse in a day and on a recent trip to Patagonia he climbed the first enchainment of the reverse Torre traverse and the first integral ascent of the north face of Cerro Torre, both with Colin Haley, before

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